JAWS Parody is Almost Porn

What do you get when you mix puppets that are horny and mermaids that eat people? A crazy movie that only really bored, or really horny, people will like (but likely still won’t enjoy). The movie I am talking about is called “GUMS.” This is a new release from MVD. The back of the DVD says “You must see this movie to believe it,” and I would have to agree. I am speechless and I just can’t say anything, good or bad, about this movie.

 

So, what I will say is that if you like really bad horror flicks and you enjoy some T&A, then you might want to check out this movie. There’s probably no one in it you know, BUT Bard Fiedel, the composer for the movie’s music, has, since this film in 1976, scored music  for “The Terminator,” “Johnny Mneumonic” and “True Lies.”